Great Tang: I Can Build Androids!

Cheng Yaojin: Du Ming, those two guards of yours are incredible! They're as strong as tigers!

Yuchi Gong: That's nothing. Look at those servants over there. Every one of them can smash a tree in half with a single headbutt!

Zhangsun Wuji: Du Ming, I can understand those two being so tall, but how can they spout so much water in one go?

Li Shimin: I won't ask about the rest for now. I just want to know, Du Ming, did your farmhands really plow over a thousand mu of land in a single night?

Du Ming: ...

How am I supposed to explain this?

I can't exactly tell them all my men are bionic machines modeled after tigers, wild boars, elephants, and oxen, can I?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.