My Wife Daji Forced Me to My Death from the Start

I had just transmigrated into King Zhou, Di Xin, when I was hunted all the way by an army led by Guan Shu, sent by Ji Fa.

To make matters worse, Daji was right by my side, constantly hoping I'd die.

Trouble within and without.

Fortunately, I have a Prank System.

As long as I successfully pull a prank, I can buy all kinds of weapons from beyond this era in the Shop...

Ji Fa: "I have a million elite troops. What do you have?"

Di Xin: "I have ten thousand."

The Jade Emperor: "I have tens of millions of immortals. What do you have?"

Di Xin: "I have ten thousand."

The Six Sages: "Other than ten thousand, what else do you have?"

Di Xin: "A big ten thousand."

The Six Sages: "Are they powerful?"

Di Xin: "No idea. Let's toss a few and see."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.