System: If He Keeps Jinxing Things, He’ll Become Invincible

Some top student: "Hmph, with skills like yours, you think you can win a math competition?"

Congratulations, Host, you have mastered mathematics.

Some rich second-generation kid: "You think you can chase after the campus belle? A toad dreaming of eating swan meat!"

Host receives an invitation from the campus belle.

Some campus belle: "Wang Fan, do you believe in love at first sight? The kind where I have your babies for the rest of my life."

Protagonist Wang Fan: "Sorry, you're a good person."

Some martial arts master: "Kid, you've never trained in martial arts, and you think you can beat me?"

Congratulations, Host, you have mastered traditional Chinese martial arts.

The Jinx System: "Please, I'm begging you all, stop jinxing things! If you keep it up, Wang Fan will end up flying up to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.