Every Three Days, One of My Made-Up Jokes Comes True

I,

Lin Yang,

a college freshman,

have been pursued by the campus belle,

have secretly played father to my roommate,

have seen the real Heart of the Ocean,

have defused mines at the border and served as a special forces instructor,

have investigated the Tianshan water monster with a strange man sporting a qilin tattoo,

have survived an avalanche while skiing as the only survivor among 138 people,

was one of the witnesses to the Anshan giant python's tribulation,

once served as deputy director of urology at a top-tier hospital,

love street racing and am known as the First-Ring Lightning,

am the last old hunter in Shennongjia,

and own as much as 9% of Penguin's shares.

Everything above is made up.

But the System tells me

I can make one of my fabricated stories come true every three days.

And so...

My life becomes the stuff of legend!

Be sure to read the first 10 chapters. If you're not satisfied, I'll send you tangerines!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.