You Flunked the Gaokao, Yet Somehow Became President of Blackzhou!

After failing the college entrance exam, Lin Yang heads to Africa and is surprised to discover that not only are universities free here, but there are all kinds of stipends and subsidies.

Here, the goddesses who once seemed so untouchable are no longer cold, even the little princesses are considerate, and getting married doesn't require a bride price.

"You're the prettiest girl I've ever met!"

"There are fewer of us than there are of you. What you're doing is discrimination!"

"Hello, I'm from Beijing. I can help you apply for a Jiuzhou citizenship card."

"I'm going back to my country for a while. The child is my gift to you."

"I love Wakanda! Wakanda is just so amazing!"

"If even foreigners can become president, that just proves Wakanda is full of tolerance and freedom!"

Many years later, Lin Yang, now a citizen of Jiuzhou, successfully becomes Wakanda's leader:

"I hereby declare that this is the country of the people of Jiuzhou!"

"There are more of us than there are of you. All you N******, get out of this country right now!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.