Urban: I Really Have Become an Immortal

The data is too bad and there are no flowers! Not favorited! No comments! The most important thing is that there are not even any trolls (manual funny)! Cut it!

I picked up a pink mobile phone with 17 missed calls on it. After returning home, I followed the steps to unlock the password. I was going to call back and return the phone to the owner. At this time, the phone rang. I picked up the phone and heard a girl's voice from the other side: "Thank God, you finally answered the phone. I will give you two thousand yuan. Can you return the phone to me? Please!" I said nothing and looked at the phone repeatedly. It seemed that the new one was only two thousand or three thousand! She said anxiously: "I'll give you five thousand, and you give me your phone back..." I opened the photo album out of curiosity... Damn it! Nosebleeds sprayed all over the screen on the spot... Does anyone know what it means?

Isn't the system out of order? Okay, okay, okay, the system has been drained for several years, is it finally over? Wudang Mountain Taoism? Shouldn't the realm of cultivation be: refining essence to transform into qi, refining qi to transform into spirit, refining spirit to turn into emptiness, and refining emptiness into union with Tao? Why Qi training and foundation building in fantasy?