Anime Crossover: I Planned It All

"Ring, ring, ring."

Scoundrel Snake: "Hey, Wu Er*, have you arrived yet? We’re about to get started. We’re just waiting for your watermelon knives."

Wu Er*: "Quit rushing me. I’m just around the corner."

Riding his little scooter, Wu Er* carries more than a dozen watermelon knives. Just as he turns the corner, all that remains is the piercing screech of a truck’s brakes.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.