Investiture of the Gods: I, King Zhou, Turn Out to Be a Saint of the Great Dao

Lin Xuan transmigrates into the Investiture of the Gods and becomes the tyrant King Zhou. He also awakens an especially useless Life Skills System, which maxes out everything unrelated to cultivation, from music and chess to calligraphy and painting.

Lin Xuan is desperate. He can't cultivate, and he'll be an ordinary mortal for the rest of his life, doomed to perish! But then...

Su Hu is always hanging around him, buttering him up and hoping to see one of his paintings.

Su Daji no longer tries to seduce him. Instead, every day she grinds his ink with a look of reverence in her eyes.

Nezha pesters him every day, begging to eat the hot pot he makes.

Yang Jian, hoping to get one of his calligraphy or paintings, actually camps out at Shouxian Palace every day and refuses to leave.

And suddenly, a whole lot of fellow cultivators appear around him. They call themselves Tongtong Daoist, Wawa Daoist, Yuanshi Daoist, Junjun Daoist, and so on. Every day, they shamelessly linger in Chaoge and refuse to go home.

Even more frightening, whenever these people see his paintings and calligraphy or hear him play music, they somehow gain enlightenment and break through, advancing their cultivation.

Lin Xuan begins to question his life...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.