Three Kingdoms: I Am Not a Rebel!

Traveling through the Yellow Turban Canal, Deng Mao is the commander-in-chief, and opposite him is Liu Guanzhang. Deng Mao: "What to do?" Liu Bei: "Why don't you surrender as soon as you are a traitor to our country?" Cao Cao: "The barbarians are rampant in Bingzhou, why not give it to the rebel?" Emperor Xian: "Good!" Dong Zhuo: "The barbarians have been driven to Liangzhou, why not also give them to the rebels?" Emperor Xian: "Okay!" Hu Sanniang and Yu Ji: "Husband, which one do you like? Let's go and grab it for you." Diao Chan: "Hee hee! I was robbed by him. He is really a big rebel!" Cai Yan: "Now that Luoyang's troops are empty, why doesn't he come to snatch me?" Trainer Bu: "Am I not beautiful enough? Am I not worthy of him bringing 100,000 cavalry to rob me?" Wu Guotai: "My daughter is ready to get married. When can he snatch me from Jiangdong?" Big and Little Qiao: "Why haven't the rebels come over yet? How about we go to your door and rob it for him?" Zhen Mi: "Let's go! Go... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.