A Very Unusual Pokemon

"Stop gambling, stop gambling! You've lost all your money! Meowth, why are you getting all worked up over a rock again, you big Magneton... Stop acting like a troll, you cross-dressing Gardevoir! And you two, one of you is a lesbian and the other a gay guy. You're bringing shame on the Froslass and Mawile clans! And you frog and crow over there, stop doing that cringe dance! Magnezone, stop giving people electric shock therapy! Double, can we stop playing basketball? How am I supposed to get through this..."

Aren't we supposed to be the bad guys? How did things end up like this...

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