System, I want to go home.
Ding! Complete missions to return to the main world.
But I can't complete these missions.
Don't worry, Host. The System will help you.
Ding! Newbie mission issued: Rage in Xiangxi.
1. Personally kill the Bronze-Armored Corpse, the Zombie King. Reward: beginner Golden Crow bloodline, 10 points.
2. Personally kill the Six-Winged Centipede. Reward: one year with the Golden Crow Blade, 5 points.
3. Personally kill the Monkey King. Reward: one-year Medical Sage experience card, 5 points.
System, you bastard! You think these are newbie missions? These are suicide missions! I'm not doing them. I want to go back.
Ding! Host successfully insults the System and courts death. Reward: one click.
To help the Host complete the missions, you receive the Golden Crow bloodline and one use of the Golden Crow Bow. Beginner archery.
The Golden Crow bloodline grants immortality, immunity to all poisons, and protection against all ghosts, spirits, and curses. It has no effect when separated from the body during the trial period.
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
If you always curse people, shouldn't you be allowed to make mistakes? Watch it if you want to, or if you don't want to, I won't force you to watch it.
It's such a noob, so confusing, there's a lot of nonsense, it makes my head hurt when I read it, there are so many typos