Honghuang: Refusing Nuwa from the Start

I am a saint of heaven who killed the enemy ten meters away. I don't know how far away my friends are (let's not talk about those who are under ten meters away, they are too ** for me to know).

It must be poisonous. You wrote about an innate gourd vine that is so powerful. If it is so powerful, why is the original work still divided?

The difference between ordinary people, normal authors and water gods Ordinary people write: I put the batteries into the flashlight. Normal writers write: I put two AA batteries into the somewhat worn flashlight. Water God writes: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it has a cover on the hip that can be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult choice - go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. There is no trouble in life. Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable.

I finally know why Pangu died of exhaustion in the Kaitianhui. It was caused by you people who pumped Pangu's essence and blood every day.

In the past, you could cook raw rice into cooked rice, and the woman was yours. Now, even if you boil the raw rice into popcorn, it won't work! In fact, our country is not a monogamy system, but a one-house-monogamy system. If you don't have a house, you won't have a wife, and if you have multiple houses, you will have multiple wives. I never understood why my wife was called the first, second and third bedroom before. Now I really understand. The ancients are honest and I can't deceive them! These days, all they worry about is sexual intercourse! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, and college students worry about renting a house and working part-time. Those who are hospitalized are worried about renting a house, those who are hospitalized are worried about the ward, those who are giving birth are worried about the maternity ward, those who are getting married are worried about new houses, ordinary people are worried about housing allocation, ordinary people are worried about housing, producers are worried about box office, rich people are worried about second homes, and bad guys are worried about wardrooms. Chinese writing is really amazing: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain.

Is this novel completely using the system to upgrade? The true body is enlightenment, the tea tree is also useless. Without any practice, I just want to laugh. Is it useful for having hair on my feet?

Quotation: "How kind and fraternal the great god Pangu was when he created the world." All the Chaos Demon Gods: "I'll blow your head off. We, the only living beings in the chaos among the three thousand, have been chopped down by Pangu!"

Pangu took the essence and blood on his back every day. Are you still human? He took 18 drops of it every day.

Yaochi is Yaochi! The Queen Mother of the West is the Queen Mother of the West!

Um, there's one thing I still don't understand. Isn't 12 the ultimate in ancient times? The twelve ancestral witches are twelve drops of Pangu's essence and blood. Where does the Pangu essence and blood rewarded by the system come from? Is it fake? Was it cloned?