I, the Protagonist, Started by Blowing Up a Cannon

I, Lin Chuan, was once just an ordinary shut-in. I'd watched countless movies and read countless books. I was only missing countless personal encounters.

Sadly, I had all the theories in the world, but no practical experience to survive three hundred rounds of battle.

Heavens, why won't you favor me?

Sigh...

I am sorry to have been born human. Since I can't move the heavens, I'll just have to...

"Emperor Jing, help me!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.