All Right, I'll Come Clean: I'm Here to Collect Your Corpse!

"My name is Teach, and I'm freaking out. A bunch of demons dancing the Xin Ba Dao dance just carried off Whitebeard's coffin. How am I supposed to get the Tremor-Tremor Fruit now? Help!"

"Hello? Oda! It's Ace. Didn't you tell me in a dream that I'd come back to life? Can you first get this bunch of demons dancing 'You So Beautiful' to put my coffin down?!"

Sorry! Your order has been accepted. Can you save whatever you have to say for your next life?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.