Bage dies in an accident. After his death, the Warden tells him, "The trolls all over the world need you. You can't die!"
After he's revived, the Warden appears again. "Who told you to carry? From now on, you can only play Malphite and Garen!"
"I..."
"Ding! Popularity System bound successfully!"
"Congratulations, Bage! You've unlocked Banquet for All, Empty-Stomach Strikes, Ruthless Feeding, and the Noxian Buffet!"
"Enough talk!"
"I'll lead us all to... the cafeteria!"
Mata: "Please teach RNG how to last-hit under the tower!"
RNG: "Bage, your skills! Stop streaming and lead us to the championship!"
"I can play in the tournament even if I only play Garen?" "Of course! Bage, we all believe in you!"
"You're amazing, Bage!"
RNGthebug has officially joined the team chat!!!!!!
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