Urban: My Girlfriend

At thirty he is like a wolf, at forty he is like a tiger, at fifty he can absorb dirt while sitting on the ground. At sixty, rats were sucked through the wall; at seventy, people could eat people without spitting out their bones; at eighty, Yu did not dare to block the wall; at ninety, whales swallowed the pestle of Zhenhai; at one hundred, they went to heaven to capture the Buddha.

It doesn't matter how old you are, and it doesn't matter how much you reverse your growth, as long as the protagonist can accept it. I just want to know, being 50 years old, two little white rabbits, and the mystery. What kind of comparison is this? When the protagonist goes in, it's like a golden needle plowing through the sea?

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1. Increase IQ by 30% 2. 15 Years younger than now 3. Be invisible for 1 hour every day 4. Will not get sick 5. Growth of 8 cm 6. You can talk to animals 7. Read other people's minds 8. The appearance is stunning. 9. Foresee your own death 10. Reply 6? Like to get the above skills

One day I found stockings in my son's room. After a few days of observation, I discovered that my son would secretly wear my skirt! I was very shocked and felt that my son was mentally abnormal. As a father, I feel overwhelmed and waiting online. Urgent!

Female junior, holding a gold brick. When a woman reaches her thirtieth year, she will give away her fortune. If the girl is three hundred years old, she will be given elixir. The female is three thousand years old and ranks in the immortal class. The daughter is 30,000 years old, and the Queen Mother feeds her. The woman is worth three hundred thousand and stands in front of the Buddha's door. The female college has three million, you have the final say in the fairy world. The female college has 30 million, and the six realms are at your disposal. The female elder is 300 million, and Pangu is your brother.

Then why don't you marry your mother? The old incest is weird.

Female college student holding gold bricks Women's 30th anniversary Female college students get elixir for three hundred years Women's University Three Thousand Immortals Class Queen Mother of Thirty Thousand Women Feeds Me Women's University stands in front of the 300,000 Buddha gate Watch the three million fairies of Women's University as you like A female college student wouldn't exchange it for thirty million Chang'e's 300 million women's university marks a breakthrough Female college student Pangu is your brother 30 billion female college students dominate the Jurassic era Three hundred billion women rule the galaxy

Isn't the male protagonist an Oedipus?

The author was probably poisoned by the video on Douyin, so he wrote like this.

That's cool, brother, did you write it based on the previous news?