I, Shisui, Will Overthrow Konoha!

One Kotoamatsukami from the start, and the rest is all about...

cheating!

The Life Choice Machine is starting up...

1: Sasuke is so young. Beat him until he cries for an hour to obtain Indra's chakra.

2: Naruto is very independent. Steal Hinata from him so he can stay independent and obtain Asura's chakra.

3: Obito is too selfish. Bring Nohara Rin back to life and claim her to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan: Kamui.

4: Danzo is too wicked. Break his legs and parade him through Konoha to obtain the Sage Body: Six Paths.

5: Madara is too easy to fool. Convince him to put on a songstress outfit and dance to obtain the Sage Eyes: Six Paths.

Shisui: "Tell me, who else is there?!"

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