Celestial Master: Starting with Not Giving a Damn

"Why was a Pikachu plush toy found dead in the street? Why does the kindergarten ride scream in the middle of the night? Why is the tattooed tough guy repeatedly attacked? Why does the corner shop's bubble gum keep getting stolen?"

"Who is behind the string of missing homework assignments? Is it a person or a ghost knocking on the boys' dormitory door every night? What exactly lies behind the sudden deaths of hundreds of broiler chickens at a chicken farm?"

"Behind it all, is it the twisting of human nature or the collapse of morality? Is it an eruption of greed or the helplessness of instinct?"

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Su Yang: "Wenwen, I don't think this ad copy is any good! Will anyone actually call us?"

Liu Wenwen: "Honey, trust me. People these days love this kind of flashy ad copy. Someone's bound to get in touch!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.