Supernatural: Shut Up Already, I Don't Want to Get Stronger!

"I'll come clean. Besides being a high school student, I have another identity. I'm a rare all-element cultivator, the kind you only see once in ten thousand years."

A passerby casually says something, and Song Yuan suddenly becomes an all-element spiritual cultivator. From that moment on, he realizes he has gained a special ability: his body can automatically change in response to certain things he hears.

A Marvel fan: "The world is so dangerous. If I had Deadpool's healing ability, I wouldn't have to be afraid anymore."

Song Yuan accidentally cuts his finger, and the wound miraculously heals.

A certain shut-in: "I've heard things have been rough lately, with ghosts running amok. It'd be great if I could marry ten ghost kings. They could protect me, and I could have some fun too."

That was the day Song Yuan first felt that the yang energy inside him wasn't enough.

Until one day, the whole world is prostrate at Song Yuan's feet. Song Yuan says helplessly, "Shut up already. I don't want to turn..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.