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While Chu Chen was eating hot pot, his phone accidentally fell into the pot. Only after fishing it out did he notice something.

A strange app store had appeared on his phone!

Download Pinxi Xi, and get a live-action Calabash Brother for just 9.9 yuan, with free shipping!

Luxury villas and cars, flash sale for 1 yuan! Obedience potion, flash sale for 99 yuan! Howling Celestial Dog brand dog food, 99 yuan...

Besides that, the app store had all kinds of strange features.

A practical AI face-swap app, a parallel-world version of Douyin Live, an online class app where an Immortal Emperor teaches in person...

Chu Chen frowned. "You said I'd get a Calabash Brother! Why is the box empty!?"

Customer Service: "Dear customer, we sent you the Sixth Calabash Brother. He turned invisible when the box was opened."

Customer Service: "We recommend catching him and giving him a beating. That should do the trick."

Chu Chen smiled faintly. "You think you can fool me!?"

Customer Service: "Dear customer, please don't leave a bad review. We can also send you an immortal vine..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.