Back to Field: A Cute Child Falls from the Sky

Those who didn't reply after seeing the comments: I slept with Cai Xukun at night, danced disco with Lu Han, and ate a big bowl of wide noodles with Wu Yefan. The reply was to sleep with Yan'er, take a bath with Reba, and spend the honeymoon with Liu Yifei! The rest is up to you! (Crazy smirk)

One day when Cai Xukun saw the protagonist, he activated his nanny halo and sang and danced for the protagonist. His vagina was so beautiful that the protagonist was so frightened that he had a myocardial infarction and had a sudden attack!! This book is finished. .

Fei Lu's likes can actually be cancelled.

A dishwashing lady gave herself a very cool name: the Queen Mother of Porcelain Washing. The tire repairman next door was inspired and gave himself an international name: Napoleon. The welding electrician heard about it and named his welding shop: Welding Emperor. One day he went to the candy store next door to show off, but the owner of the candy store pulled him to see the name of his store: Tang Taizong. The welder was silent... Not far away, he saw that the owner of a cake shop was putting up a sign. The name of the shop was: Han Cake Zu. At this time, a dung truck passed by and he saw three big words written on it: Emperor of Capture the Shit. There was also a vegetable seller who suddenly realized it and changed his name to: Vegetables need to be bundled.

The protagonist likes being a son so much?

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People say: I see deer when the forest is deep, whales when the sea is blue, and you when I wake up from a dream! And me: fog rises when the forest is deep, waves surge when the sea is blue, and I talk about it at night when I wake up from a dream. No deer, no whale, no you. Then: the deer hides in the fog, the whale dives in the water, you hide in the heart. Finally: the deer came through the fog. The whale rises with the waves. I will meet you for the rest of my life. But in the end: the fog cleared and the deer met the tiger, the waves pushed the whale to the beach, and my heart was broken when I met you.

When will the zero-year-old fertilized egg of the life I yearn for be born? Being held in the palm of a celebrity's hand and participating in programs every day, is that much more impressive than you, a 4,5,6,7,8-year-old guy?

If you are bitten on the hand by a crocodile, it will immediately begin a death roll and bite your hand off. But don't panic, as long as you roll with the crocodile at the same speed, your hands will be safe. If you can roll faster than a crocodile! So congratulations, you can twist off the crocodile's head!

I longed for a five-year-old Fuwa, and now I have a six-year-old kid.