Journey to the West: Me! Recruiting Li Er as a Disciple at the Beginning

Chen Miao came to Chang'an and accepted a disciple named Li Er. Chen Miao discovered that Li Er had many problems. "Master, what should we do if the people don't have enough to eat?" "It's simple. There are potatoes, corn, and sweet potatoes here. If that's not enough, there's also this magical thing—hybrid rice!" "Master, if the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty wants to marry his daughter to you, do you want it?" "If you want it, why don't you want it? If you don't want it, it's free of charge. Whoever wants it doesn't want it." "Master, what do you think of the heavy rain in Chang'an?" "Hmph! The Dragon King of Jinghe is lawless. I think he is looking for death!" "Master, what do you think about Master Xuanzang's Buddhist scriptures from the West?" "Buddhism has hidden evil intentions. Call your junior brother Wang Xuance and let us attack Lingshan together!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.