Urban: I've Got Everything Arranged for You

Yang Wei: I'm called Yang Wei, not "impotent"! Li Yixiao, you bastard, can you stop grinning so lecherously every time you call my name?!

Sha Potian: To this day, I still don't know why I ever picked a fight with Li Yixiao!

Li Weiwei: You bastard, Li Yixiao! Don't you dare run away! All I did was ask you to marry me!

Li Yixiao looked at the crowd of people chasing after him, grinned, and pulled out a ballpoint pen.

"You dare chase me? I'll make sure every one of you gets what's coming!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.