Great Tang: A Sheep's Call Opens Heaven's Gate!

A man from Luhou comes to the Tang Dynasty, followed by a flock of adorable goats.

"All I wanted was to tend my flock. Why does someone always have to show off in front of my goats?"

"You touched my goats again? You're asking to die!!!"

No more talk. Straight to the ultimate move!

"A grip from the void reaches the underworld, and one bleat opens Heaven's gate!"

"The goats are coming!!!!"

Li Jing is shocked. "Young friend! This is a misunderstanding!"

Cheng Yaojin bursts into tears. "Why do I get beaten up just for passing by?"

Li Shimin drops to his knees and begs, "Spare my empire!!!!"

Get lost! What the hell do I care about your empire? Stay away from my goats! Don't make me flatten Chang'an!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.