
Honghuang: Please, Stop Blowing Yourself Up
洪荒:求求你,别自爆了
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.7M Words
- Genre
- Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Primeval Myths
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Faloo
Synopsis
All-time: Reads, Flowers.
1.2kChapters
11.2MReads
67.7kFlowers
10.0Score
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Is this worthy of being called Brother Flathead? Even if I give you three thousand lives, you still can't help me? Can you understand the phrase "either in a fight or on the way to a fight?" I didn't see anything. I just saw the sentence "Choose two is too dangerous?" If you're not so cowardly, why would you write about a flat-headed brother? Is he worthy of this? Are you writing that ordinary people are not well developed? Do you have to write about the flat-headed brother? As a result, the characters' personalities are not fully understood. Please don't bother me next time and just go up and blow yourself up.
If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: IQ increased by 100% 2: The art of rejuvenation 3: Can become invisible, pass through walls, burrow under soil, fly, divine teleportation, travel through doors, divine healing, divine telekinesis, divine spiritual sealing, divine genetic sealing at will 4: You won't get sick, and your body will be strengthened comprehensively. 5: You can completely and unlimitedly reshape your body at will 6: Five supernatural powers, the language of all things 7: God-level reincarnation power {keep memory and choose reincarnation} 8: God-level Disguise, God-level Hacking Technology, God-level Psychology, God-level Cui Mian Technique 9: Chaos level world bead 10: Predict the next seven days 11: God-level danger perception, God-level eyesight 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: Infinite Devouring Evolution of God-level Magical Powers 14: Infinite clones of divine powers 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above abilities.
Let me boldly ask you, how many books have you read in vain? 10 Copies of "Broken Mirror" for free, 50 copies of "Refining Spirits" for free, 100 copies of "Initiation" for free, 150 copies of "Proving the Emperor" for free, 200 copies of "Tianzong" for free, 250 copies of "Whore for nothing" Supreme, 300 books can be used to become an emperor, 350 books can be used to become a saint, 400 books can be used to become a demon, 500 books can be used to become a demon, and 500 books can be used to become the founder of it.
Why are little girls the only ones who travel through time, but there is no one who saves the big guy with his feet? (Funny)
Brother Flathead, do you write this? To recapture the River Styx is to self-destruct, to reach Nuwa is to kneel down and lick her. Do you think doing it if you don't accept it is self-destruction? After you finish writing, you can see if the content you wrote makes people want to spend money to subscribe. The writing is just like a novice article!
This realm is truly **! There are 5 beginning, middle, end, perfection and limit in the great realm! 5 More in each small realm! How about you add 5 more to the small realm?? Just start an infinite loop! You can write millions of words casually! How about it?
There are dozens of small realms within a big realm!! Great author, why didn't your father shoot you against the wall?
In reality, although I have low self-esteem and am cowardly, I dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet... I am! He is high-spirited, looks down on the world, insults netizens, and is the only one who dominates! If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting would be as long as the night! The top of the immortals, proud of the world, as long as I have the keyboard, there will be heaven. There are three million immortals in the world. You must lower your eyebrows when you meet me. I am the emperor of the world and suppress the enemies of the world! Who in the world dares to claim to be invincible! Who dares to say that he is undefeated! Key to freedom in my heart! The key to the market comes from the sky! There is no reply to the rush of words! Wait until the yin and yang are reversed! Use my magic key to control the sky! Great fortune key! Come on! Spray gods and saints as well as immortals, spray Confucianism and Taoism to all virtuous people. The fragrance in your mouth can't be exhausted, and you can master half of the world on the keyboard.
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