Livestream: Please, Stop Jinxing Us!

After transmigrating to a parallel world, he bound himself to a System that grants skills, buffs, and items whenever someone makes a jinxing prediction about him.

With this System, Shen Fei set out on the road to becoming a super streamer!

Playing DNF.

Fan: "Streamer, you're going to enhance your weapon to +15 without any protection? If you pull it off, I'll go to the bathroom and eat three jin of shit."

Five minutes later, Shen Fei stared silently at his +17 weapon, then asked, "Is the guy who said he'd eat shit still here?"

Scratch-off lottery tickets!

Shopkeeper: "Young man, winning two hundred would already be incredibly lucky. You think you're going to win a million? No chance!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a lottery ticket worth a million appeared in the shop. The shopkeeper took a pair of reading glasses from the cabinet and stared at it for a full hour.

Flirting with girls?

Fan: "Streamer, she's the school belle. Just fantasize about it, don't take it seriously."

A few minutes later, Shen Fei returned home holding the school belle's hand!

Fan: "Holy crap????.."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.