This Pirate Is Clearly Weak, Yet He Keeps Courting Death

Ding! System activated. A Super Death-Wish Challenge has been issued:

Pull out three of Whitebeard’s whiskers and gently blow on them beside his mouth! Experience the thrill of being dominated by Whitebeard’s tickles!

Light a cigar with Akainu’s magma and smoke it! Experience a magma-style bath!

Eat Big Mom’s cake right in front of her at the banquet! And sing her a happy birthday song while you’re at it! Experience Big Mom’s soprano roar!

Cut off Kaido’s horns and make them into a horn! Experience a massage delivered by a constant barrage of dragon breath!

Draw a tortoise on the Empress’s back! Experience what it feels like to be turned to stone!

And that’s not all. There are plenty more crazy death-wish challenges waiting to be unlocked.

But after one jaw-dropping thing after another happened, everyone had the same pent-up curse they desperately needed to let out!

Damn it!

This pirate isn’t even strong, so why doesn’t he die no matter how recklessly he acts?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.