I Made a Million NetEase Cloud Music Listeners Cry

Chen Fan is an ordinary man with impeccable values who accidentally binds himself to a System that makes him stronger whenever he roasts people.

After binding to it, he immediately sets his sights on the wildly popular NetEase Cloud platform.

Reading all the melodramatic posts, Chen Fan quietly begins playing the contrarian.

A young woman: "In my next life, could you find me before I get tattoos or change, then take me away?"

Chen Fan: "You said the same thing in your last life!"

A young woman: "Some people have liked me, but I've never seen anyone stick around!"

Chen Fan: "Obviously! You ask for a bride price of over two hundred thousand. Who'd dare stick around?"

A young woman: "The world is beautiful, but I don't want to come back in my next life."

Chen Fan: "You look pretty miserable saying that, but you'll look gorgeous later, staying up all night browsing Taobao."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.