Pokemon: Starting with a Volcarona

It took you 15 years, or at least a systematic approach, to raise Volcarona to Elite Four level? How useless are you?! Don't students ever get holidays?

I hope the author won't give the main character Pokémon like Gardevoir, Charizard, Feraligatr, Gengar, or Froakie; I'm sick of seeing them.

The protagonist is like a complete idiot. He clearly has a top-tier Pokémon, yet he's afraid to hide from a bunch of Japanese guys who only have Champion-level Pokémon. What's he afraid of? Why is he so cowardly? Later on, he gets even more idiotic. A stupid woman insists on buying his Pokémon, and when he refuses, he doesn't even dare to hit her, instead running away like a drowning rat.

You can stop reading this book once you get to the part about participating in the national competition. Although it wasn't ghostwritten, the style suddenly changes, going from more slice-of-life to all sorts of conspiracy theories, dark humor, and pretentious face-slapping... Speechless.

The way Li Cheng and I confirmed our relationship was so awkward! And that woman... Seriously... Wouldn't it be better to just be a clueless, clueless straight man?! Why do you have to make things so awkward? It's not easy to find a readable elf novel, please, leave the kids alone!

Wouldn't it be better to have a legendary old man instead of a pseudo-legendary one?

The standard three-piece set for urban fantasy novels nowadays: an ordinary family, a chubby best friend or a rich second-generation best friend, and a beautiful childhood sweetheart.

You've probably forgotten how Giovanni's Beedrill taught you to be a decent human being.

As a transmigrator, you don't even have the Eye of Detection, yet you want pets of all kinds? It's ridiculous! A naughty panda with less than 500 base stats, and you want that? You might as well train Rattatas from now on.

If you're going to write a Pokémon story, just write it properly. Why throw in a One Piece move, plus Shave and Iron Body? Speechless.