Great Tang: From the Start, I Use the Xuanyuan Sword to Chop Pork

In the early years of the Zhenguan era, a mischievous little boy awakens!

From the start, Li Tai gets the Xuanyuan Sword, weighing a thousand jin. The first thing he does is use it to chop pork.

Li Shimin: "You little rascal! You're using the Sword of the Sages to chop pork, and you're making sweet-and-sour pork too?! Give it to Me... Give it... Damn, why is it so heavy!"

Li Tai looks at Li Shimin innocently. "Father, the sun is setting..."

In a fit of rage, Li Shimin issues a proclamation to the military officers throughout the land: anyone who can lift the Sword of the Sages will receive ten thousand taels of gold and a promotion of three ranks!

Yuchi Gong: "A four-year-old child lifted it with ease, so surely I can... Damn, this thing is far too heavy for an ordinary man!"

Yuchi Gong turns around to see Qin Qiong, Li Jing, and the others already sprawled on the ground from exhaustion...

Zhangsun Wuji: "It is the will of Heaven! Your Majesty, the Fourth Prince is favored by the sages!"

Li Tai: "Why are you forcing me to become emperor? Are you picking on me just because I'm cute?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.