Ultraman: The Izayoi Sakuya Template from the Start

A new storm has appeared, and the author is standing in the middle of the road. A truck speeds past, and the author is lying in the middle of the road. Facing the danger with a smile, the author was rushed to the Children's Hospital. However, resuscitation failed, and he spiraled into the sky, and was finally sent to the morgue. A new author has appeared. The more I read it, the more displeased I am. Traveling through time and space, I punch him and the author lies in front of me (￣▽￣)σ

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. If you don't reply after reading this, it's all anthropomorphism.

The temperature of nearly 10,000 degrees Celsius can only be faster than a missile? Which country's missiles are so powerful?

In the past, if you cooked the raw rice into cooked rice, the woman would be yours, but now it won't work even if you cook the raw rice into popcorn! In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. If there is no house, there will be no wives, and if there are multiple houses, there will be multiple wives. I never understood why my wife called me the first, second, and third bedroom... Now I really understand. These days, all I worry about is the house! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, college students worry about renting a house, working people worry about renting a house, people who are hospitalized worry about the ward, those who give birth worry about the maternity ward, those who get married worry about a new house, ordinary people worry about housing allocation, ordinary people worry about housing, producers worry about box office, rich people worry about second homes, bad people worry about class rooms... Chinese writing is really powerful: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain. Being sober is a blessing!

I hope the heroine I accept is from the second dimension. After all, there are no ugly girls in the second dimension~

I was speechless after reading the first chapter. Aren't you wearing a mask? What the hell is so handsome?

And have you underestimated me, Mr. Izayoi? Since you, Natsu, have the power of fusion of dragon seed and demon seed at the end of the plot or even in the plot, then why is it that I, Mr. Izayoi, am not the final trial of mankind, or the final trial of mankind and the final hope of mankind? Moreover, the simulated Star Creation Diagram, how come it only has the power to crush the stars, instead of penetrating the stars in the night sky and destroying all the materials in the material world, which is irresistible, at least the galaxy level, or even the universe level. How come the two-digit number is also the single universe level, and very few may be the multiverse level?

Hui Jian said: There must be benefits for the protagonist to destroy monsters. When the protagonist pays for free, does it mean more benefits? So what are the benefits of Tiga? In addition to the benefits of having a system, bounties for those with bounties, and wages for those with wages, where are the benefits from other scenarios? Hui Jian is not smart, because she is also a time traveler. The author didn't find it, alas. LOL

Whatever you want to do when you get the author template

If it doesn't stand up to scrutiny, how many seconds do you think a random rock flying at the third cosmic speed can survive before being burned by the flames generated by the huge frictional force?