Chinese Martial Arts? Sorry, Not Interested

"Young man, I see that you have very good bones. Come and learn Chinese martial arts from me. I have the Ye Family Boxing and Muay Thai. When you become proficient in it, your fists can crack bricks and your palms can break bones." "Can you resist a kitchen knife without getting hurt?" "... We are Chinese martial arts and kung fu, not cultivators and immortals, we can't!" "Can you withstand bullets without dying?" "... We are Chinese martial arts and Kung Fu, not cultivators and immortals, we can't do that!!" "Can you resist a grenade without resorting to hand and foot?" "... Get out!" "Hey, you old man is so strangely cruel. You said I have very good bones, but you can't do this or that, and you still told me to get out." "Come on, come on, let me tell you, I can do all of these things. Today I will show you what it means to be invulnerable and what cultivation means!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.