Shocked to Knock Your Teeth Out

Slacker student! It used to be, but definitely not now! Can't take care of yourself? Nonono! A bowl of white porridge will give you divine-level deliciousness! Planting rice seedlings, fishing, chopping firewood, scraping honey, making jam... Anyway, I will never starve to death! No talent? Nonono! That's impossible! Singing, dancing, literary creation, painting, Mathematical Olympiad, taekwondo, Sanda, skating, skateboarding, cooking, playing basketball, guitar, violin... You can do it all! What? ? ? Your mother doesn't believe you, your brother doesn't believe you! Your friends and classmates don't believe you either! No one believes you! Ahem! Then come and shock their teeth! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.