From the Start, I Team Up with Deadpool and Spider-Man

I, Ye Haochen, am the most handsome man in the universe of novels. Don't ask why, because I'm the protagonist, and even superheroes work for me.

Before teaming up:

"Author! I'm begging you, give me two different teammates. Deadpool won't shut up, and Spider-Man never stops talking. One can't be trusted, and the other isn't reliable!"

After teaming up:

"Little Wade, little bug, let me show you something!" Ye Haochen mysteriously opened his left hand, pointing his middle finger at the two of them.

Why act like strangers when fate has brought us together? We want to be together day and night. Ye Haochen got his wish, and the three of them lived happily ever after, without a care or a shred of shame.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.