Marvel: From the Start, I Founded the Jerk Special Forces

I, Ye Haochen, am the hottest guy in the universe of this novel. Like Captain America, I'm an ancient man who was frozen in the Kunlun Mountains for a thousand years. The shameless author has S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Coulson rescue me, leaving me no choice but to join S.H.I.E.L.D.

The author is an idiot. He made the motormouth Deadpool and a chatty high school student my teammates, forming the Mercenary Agent Squad. From then on, the three of us shared our money, chased girls together, and lived shamelessly ever after.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.