Urban: Inheriting a Bank from the Start

1. According to research, every 60 seconds of breathing reduces your life span by 1 minute. 2. Who would have thought that a 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago? 3. While the Chinese are sleeping, most Americans are working. 4. There is a huge mistake in the way English is taught in China. Even primary school students in the United States can speak fluent English. 5. If you save money for a bottle of Coke every day, you can buy 10 bottles of Coke in 10 days. 6. When you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side will not hurt. 7. When a butterfly flaps its wings twice in the southern hemisphere, it will fly slightly higher. 8. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice. 9. Anyone who holds back too much urine every day has a high chance of dying within 100 years. 10. If a person is killed, he will die. 11. A handsome author will appreciate the essence of this passage when he sees it, while an ugly author will turn a blind eye.

In the past, you could cook raw rice into cooked rice, and the woman was yours. Now, even if you boil the raw rice into popcorn, it won't work! In fact, our country is not a monogamy system, but a one-house-monogamy system. If you don't have a house, you won't have a wife, and if you have multiple houses, you will have multiple wives. I never understood why my wife was called the first, second and third bedroom before. Now I really understand. The ancients are honest and I can't deceive them! These days, all they worry about is sexual intercourse! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, and college students worry about renting a house and working part-time. Those who are hospitalized are worried about renting a house, those who are hospitalized are worried about the ward, those who are giving birth are worried about the maternity ward, those who are getting married are worried about new houses, ordinary people are worried about housing allocation, ordinary people are worried about housing, producers are worried about box office, rich people are worried about second homes, and bad guys are worried about wardrooms. Chinese writing is really amazing: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain.

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I just discovered an interesting thing. The horizontal character will become Fei Lu. !

Author, what you wrote is quite enjoyable, but I feel it doesn't fit the background of the times.

I thought it was good at first, but then I realized that it was a pretentious article. You have to pretend to be pretentious wherever you go. What I want to tell the author is that I am also in the financial industry. It is okay to short those countries, but it cannot be exposed. You must sneak into the village quietly when you come and go, and you don't need to shoot, otherwise you will die with a miserable heart. Do you think a country is vegetarian? The author has no brains at all

It really is. . There are always people looking for trouble for the protagonist. . Is this necessary?

I have always thought that the phrase "a drunk woman lies on her knees and wakes up to take over the world" is very low.

The money in the bank does not belong to the protagonist, the money is saved by citizens.

You don't have a bodyguard and you keep messing with others. Why do you think you are so powerful that you can kill him with just a pistol?