Equivalent Exchange with Heaven

After Meng Fanxian's mobile phone system was updated, he was able to connect to heaven. Moreover, he found that life in heaven was so poor, far inferior to life on earth. So, he saw the opportunity and traded with various big guys in the heaven. Red Boy wants a little book? Get something good in exchange. Taishang Laojun wants cigarettes? Come on, give me ten tons of your elixirs and magic weapons first. Nezha is actually obsessed with drones? Come on, come on, get me some elixir. What? The one with the squirming look on his face turned out to be the Jade Emperor? It's okay, don't be afraid, he can't hit me anyway. Jade Emperor, since you want a lollipop? Okay, just exchange for 3,000 flat peaches. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.