Enkidu in a Certain Anime Crossover

In the age of Uruk, he forged the separation of humans and gods; in the age of Britain, he saved humanity; in the modern era, he ** all mysteries; in the future, he created Chaldea...

"Why do you like picking on me so much?"

"Boys always like picking on the girls they like. It's childish, but it's also the most sincere expression of human affection, isn't it?"

"Are you saying you like me?"

"Oh, no. I don't like you. I'm just particularly fond of your body!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.