I'm a landlord!
Back in the day, I rented Earth to the dinosaurs.
Now I rent it to humans.
Being a landlord isn't easy.
The sun you use for light needs regular refueling, doesn't it?
The planets around you have drifted out of orbit, so you need to make adjustments, don't you?
You have to deal with earthquakes and tsunamis on Earth, right?
Someone launches a nuclear missile, and you have to deal with that too, right?
Oh, man!
Humans are such demanding tenants!
Martial artists, magic users, bio-engineered humans... and so on!
They're always throwing everything out of balance!
Seriously!!
Being a landlord is tough!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.