Poor Monk Fahai Never Spares a Snake

This book is a spoof of Invincible Quicksand Sculpture, so don't read it if you don't like it! Reborn as Fa Hai and gained a god-level selection system. Fahai: "The poor monk Fahai never spares a snake, someone must be deliberately causing trouble!!" System: "This is a brand new version you have never experienced before!" "Dingdong, you are being taught the skills. You have the following options..." 1. Learn Arhat Boxing and be rewarded with ordinary wooden sticks. 2. Learn the Dharma mantra and be rewarded with Buddhist golden body relics. 3. Learn the Great Powerful Heavenly Dragon Sutra and be rewarded with the top Buddhist magical tools. "Ding dong, the host creates the fourth option independently... Rewarding an invincible artifact - the speaker!" Looking at the 1980s and 1990s version of the tape recorder in his hand, Fahai seemed to see a strange scene in the future... He held a loudspeaker and asked Xiaoqing: "If I were a DJ, would you love me?" Monkey: "It was a sunny morning. The master split open Wuzhishan and pinched me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.