I, Chen Changsheng, Just Can't Die

"Big Ivan blows this kid up!" "Bang!!!" "I, Chen Changsheng, just can't die! Next one" "The dimensionality reduction bomb will kill this kid" "Bang!!!" "I, Chen Changsheng, just can't die! Next one" "Good boy! Look at me refining you alive!" Three months later "Your alchemy furnace is no good! This poison is not powerful either!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.