Chen Changsheng: "The business of the funeral home has been getting worse and worse recently. We can't just wait for customers to come to our door. We have to take the initiative to find business ourselves!"
Villain A: "Is this why you came to kill me?"
Villain B: "Didn't I pay the funeral expenses last month? Why are you here again?"
Villain C: "If I can't offend you, why can't I avoid you?"
Chen Changsheng: "Hello customer!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
