Shenhao Starts from the Straight Man of Steel

Licking* will lead to nothing in the end, the straight male system will protect you, and the peak of life is beckoning. "Brother, can you turn on the phone for me 24 hours a day? If possible, I will tell you my mobile phone number!" "No, I don't have to go to work?" "Qiuqiu, can you consider my feelings and stop playing games?" "What about my teammates?" "That, that, that-" Ding! The host launches a straight man's offensive, triggering a critical hit*3! Income +5555 yuan! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.