Living Too Long Is a Nuisance

Chen Changsheng: "Business at the funeral home has been getting worse lately. I can't just sit around waiting for customers to come to me. I need to go find some business myself!"

Villain A: "Is that why you came to kill me?"

Villain B: "Didn't I pay my funeral expenses last month? Why are you back?"

Villain C: "If I can't beat you, can't I at least get away from you?"

Chen Changsheng: "Hello, customer!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.