Livestream: Selling Products in Journey to the West

Hey, bros and besties! Welcome to the Journey to the West shopping livestream.

Check out Sun Wukong's hair: gleaming gold, absolutely gorgeous!

Anyone want some?

Three million a strand, same price for young and old!

For three million, you won't be getting ripped off or fooled.

For three million, you can take home a hair from the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!

Ding! All ten strands of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven's hair are sold out.

Wait there, the streamer will go pluck a few more right now!

Those who didn't get one, don't worry. There's enough for everyone. Freshly plucked and ready to sell!

Sun Wukong: "Buddy, why do I feel like my butt's been shedding hair lately?"

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