The Scum of Buddhism

"You brazen monk Yuantong, how dare you bully the Holy Maiden of the Hundred Flowers Holy Land!"

"Damn it, this master is a renowned gynecologist! How could that be called bullying?"

"Shameless thief! You stole the sacred weapon of my Heavenly Blade Holy Land!"

"This treasure and I are destined for each other. It followed me willingly. What are you yelling about?"

"You disgrace to Buddhism! Come with me and confess before the Buddha!"

"Hmph, he counts as a Buddha? I cultivate great wisdom under heaven and earth, free of worries and utterly at ease. I'm the real Buddha."

With a deft touch, flowers bloom!

With every step, lotuses blossom!

At a single thought, ten thousand Buddhas appear!

A disgrace to Buddhism, he's here to throw the world into chaos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.