Playing a Role, Starting with One Piece

What should you do if you transmigrate to the world of pirates? Don't panic.

First, check whether you have a System.

If you do...

Then it's time to punch the Four Emperors and kick the Five Elders!

If you don't...

Great. First, find a tree.

Then dig a hole.

Lie down in it. Don't worry about anything else. You're already doing just fine!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.