Great Tang: They Mistook Me for a God from the Start

Old Li: "I really am Li Shimin, Emperor of the Tang!"

Old Cheng: "I really am Cheng Yaojin, the Demon King of Chaos!"

Changsun: "I really am Changsun Wuji of the Changsun clan!"

Li Yuan: "Oh, come on, you three can keep pretending. How many drinks have you had? You're so drunk you've started believing you're actors? Hurry up, it's a full house, pay up! And you, Laoli, are you trying to welch on the bet or what? You're even offering your daughter, Princess Changle, as collateral?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.