Three Kingdoms: Keep a Low Profile, I'm Just a Cook

Niubi, five hundred taels of gold stuffed into the sleeves

It's okay to highlight the excellence of the protagonist, but don't force other people to be smart. I haven't read the official history, only the novel. According to the novel, not to mention Boss Cao, every one of his counselors has his own uniqueness. They all played an indelible role in Boss Cao's career. Now they are all like retarded. Especially Boss Cao, a tycoon who is suspicious by nature. You wrote him as if he could not survive without the protagonist. After the protagonist appears, he can't do anything well. His domineering ambience is gone. He has to ask his subordinates for everything and rely on others. He has no own opinions at all. It reminds me of Liu Zhang from Shu...

When watching a good movie, you are worried about your own intelligence; when watching a pornographic movie, you are worried about the director's intelligence; when watching a pornographic movie, you are worried about your own intelligence.

Is it strange to see someone complaining about Wei Jun eating human flesh? Liu Beijun also ate human flesh, but his dark history of eating human flesh was covered up because of a novel called Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Like Cao Cao, he had no military rations and the entire army ate human flesh. Why didn't anyone criticize Liu Bei? They were all equally cruel. Liu Bei had eaten it, which means that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were no exception. Liu Bei also personally ate the human flesh of a woman. What did Liu An say when he killed his wife and then made it into meat for Liu Bei to eat? At least Cao Cao didn't eat it himself, just the soldiers below. This is at least good. It was because of a book called Romance of the Three Kingdoms that Cao Cao was scolded for hundreds of years. Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a book that is very suitable for superiors. Cao Cao is a rebel when he opposes superiors. Guan Yu is promoted because of his foolish loyalty. In fact, Guan Yu was nothing before the Qing Dynasty. People respected Yue Fei before the Qing Dynasty. The predecessor of the Qing Dynasty was Jin, and you know the story of Yue Fei's resistance to the Jin Dynasty.

One day, an author went to Dashan Village to look for inspiration for writing. A cow gave birth to a calf in Dashan Village. Villagers were watching. The cow screamed for a long time but failed to give birth. The reason was that the cow was not big enough. Seeing that the cow had lost its strength, the villagers were anxious. At the critical moment, an author put his lips on the cow and blew hard, only to see a hoof exposed. The author grabbed it and pulled it out with force. The villagers praised, I didn't expect you to be a good braggart, and you are also good at pulling calves.

Following the arrogant husband, the ugly husband, and the humble husband. The cook from my husband's family appears again

Everyone with a higher level than me, please stand up, I will fight ten of them! If you are lower than me, please don't say anything. You won't be able to bear my blow.

I found that the three family slaves with the surname Lu Bu were really unfair. From Ding Yuan to Dong Zhuo, he was originally a military general who was taken over to be recognized as a godfather. He was taken the credit and could only be a civil servant. Now it is converted into a person with expensive patented scientific research technology who applied for a small company but was transferred to the logistics as a manager, with a salary of 8,000. Then there was a product from a similar company. You are poaching, you start with a salary of one million, and the position is basically lower than that of one person, but the only condition is to overturn the previous company. If you can't do it, then it will be simple to run away from Dong Zhuo. The person you really love has already talked about marriage, and suddenly your adoptive father robs you. Who can bear it in modern times? What happens next may be that Diao Chan is gone and he commits suicide.

To be honest, I have been following this book for so long. From the beginning to now, I felt very uncomfortable when I saw the author writing about his three obediences and four virtues, as if I had eaten a fly. Maybe the author was just trying to be happy for a while, but he ignored that this book is still pursued by men. In today's society, 9 out of 10 men want to go back to ancient times. Why? Isn't it because women in ancient times followed the three obediences and the four virtues? Now you write this about the three obediences and the four virtues. Why? Do you also want ancient women to have free love? Premarital sex? Cuckolding a man? Although the three obediences and the four virtues are shackles, they are also useful. Why can men be polygamous in ancient times? Because all the men went to the battlefield. How many people died in a war and could not go home for several years? Well, you liberated women. In ancient times, it was inconvenient for a man to go to the battlefield. After a few years, his wife remarried after going back? This is incredible. Although it is a novel, it is really uncomfortable for you to write this.

Princess Jinxiang, your sister, Cao Cao was the general at that time, Marquis Wu Ping. No matter how high his daughter climbed, she would still be given the title of princess, right?