Cultivation? Impossible. I Won't Cultivate in This Lifetime

修练，不可能，这辈子都不可能

by Lucky (吉祥)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 5k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Wuxia Cultivation
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Boss, why are you so idle? Don't you need to cultivate?

Cultivate... Cultivating is impossible. I'll never cultivate in this lifetime!

Aww... But you have such incredible talent!

I've got a whole bunch of underlings. When I'm bored, they keep me entertained! Every one of them is talented, and they're so good at talking. I really like them!

But... what does that have to do with cultivation?

The path of cultivation: how could one person's strength compare to everyone working together? If someone else can take care of your problems, you might as well enjoy yourself and be a lazy fish. What do you think?

But you've never cultivated, so why are you so powerful?

Cross-world conversations and wild assumptions: the deadliest combination!

A certain fairy seemed to have figured out the truth. The corners of her mouth twitched: This boss is definitely cursed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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